A Fireside interview with Velma and Daphne _ Part A.
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Daphne: (standing up) Yeah, I will tell all I know, but is that a wireless mic you have Duckman?
Velma: (immitating 'Toot' in "Drawn Together") Uhhhh-DUUUUUHHHH!
Daphne: Fuck you Velma!
Velma: Was that an "F" bomb you just dropped?
Duckman: Uh Velma...let me reiterate; you can cuss during this interview. I mentioned this earlier.
Daphne: Uhhhh-DUUUUHHHH!
Duckman: It is a wireless mic Daphne; an answer to your question.
Daphne: (walking out of the interviewing room) Well bring that mic along and follow me (Velma and I get up and start to follow Daphne down the hall), we will inter view along the way.
Velma: Where are we going Daphne?
Duckman: What are you doing Daph?
(We stop in front of the hall bathroom, and Daphne opens the door)
Velma: Oh Daphne why did you bring us along for this? We could have waited for you
Duckman: No kidding.
Daphne: But I did not want to keep you guys waiting. Not while this recent incident is fresh in my head. It is no big deal.
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(Daphne walks into toward the toilet. pulls down her jeans and sits)
Velma: (clapping her forhead) Geez Daphne! Why didn't you go before the interview?
Daphne: (grabbing paper off the roll) Because I didn't have to poop then.
Duckman : (sweating bullets) Poop? (I look at Velma, who shrugs her shoulders)
Daphne: Haven't you ever seen a girl poopie before? Once I know a person I...
Velma: (breaking in) ...she will go to the bathroom in front of them. And you say Shaggy doesn't have any couth?
Duckman: (backing out of the bathroom) Velma, why don't you and I have our little interview over some hot java?
Velma: I prefer to drink chai, but I am with you.
Duckman: Later Daphne! Call me when you want to conclude your story.
(Both Velma and I continue down the hall toward the exit of the building)
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Daphne: (leaning forward on the toilet) Hey where are you going you guys! Jeepers! Wait up will ya!