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Daphne: No I do not! Maybe some other time I will relate what happened to me, but this happened recently. I am not in the mood to talk about it.
Velma: Now look who is being nervous!
Daphne: (gives Velma the finger) Drop dead! I have no problem talking about it, but not right now.
Duckman: I understand - you do not have to. We can always talk about something else. (I look over at Velma) So Velma, what is being on the road with the gang like?
Velma: (leans back in her chair) Well Duckman, it isn't always as glamorous as people think. If we are solving a mystery outside our hometown of Coolville, we are subject to a few inconveniences.
Daphne: Sometimes we stay in hotels or motels that lack decent accomodations.
Velma: In Daphne's case...room service.
Daphne: Sometimes we have to double up to a room and leave Scooby in the van. There have been mysteries where we could not bed down in a hotel. Sometimes it is at a haunted house, or even having to camp outside. Yuck! I hate having to squat somewhere in a Bush!
Velma: At least that can be better than having to room with you sometimes. You hog the bathroom and take a million years to get ready after waking up. And you leave me with a stinky bathroom!
Daphne: I do not!
Velma: (hooking her thumb at Daphne) Have you ever smelled this chick's excrement? It smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot sun!
Daphne: Well you're no bundle of sweet peas either! And where do you get off saying bullshit like this?
Velma: You started it; and besides this interview is a no holds barred. You said it yourself Duckman.
Duckman: that I did. So girls, what is it like putting up with the guys on the road? We talked a little about Shaggy, and his tendency for being a little messy. What about Fred?
Velma: He is a neat freak to a certain point. And he lacks common sense sometimes, but he has a heart of gold. He is definitely an integral part to our team.
Daphne: He can be so full of himself sometimes...
Velma: Jinkees! and you're not?
Daphne: I would like to have an input to this interview without your interrupting please!
Duckman: What about Scooby?
Velma: Despite his speech impedement and his huge appetite, I think he is the sanest one of the group. Everyone else is kind of quirky.
Daphne: (folding her arms) and what is that supposed to mean?
Velma: Oh come off it Daphne - you got more issues than Marvel Comics! And Fred, Jinkees! He is...
Daphne: (reaches across and smacks Velma upside the head) You fuckin' bitch!
Velma: (reaches across and punches Daphne hard on the arm) You cunt!
Duckman: (getting nervous) Uhhhh...girls? GIRLS!
Velma/Daphne: WHAT?
Duckman: Can we get back to the interview?
Velma/Daphne: SHUT-UP!!!
I sit helplessly as the two girls get up and circle one another. Daphne lashes our with a punch toward Velma's head. Velma ducks and tries a round house kick to Daphne, who deftly blocks it)
Duckman: Uhhh...girls?
(The both ignore me and wrestle eachother down to the ground tearing eachother's clothes off. They are both up; Velma, with her smooth bulbous ass, and huge freckly tits glistening in the light; Daphne with her gorgeous red hair looking like a wild mane, and her nice round freckly butt and tits quivering)
Daphne: (lifting up her leg and reaching for her vagina) Take this you bitch! (she hurls a bloody tampon at Velma which strikes Velma on the right side of the face)
Velma: (lifting her leg, hurls her tampon back and hits Daphne between the eyes) Take that you cunt!
(both girls start wrestling again. I think I will conclude this interview and enjoy the rinside seats. Until the next interview - so long from WTUN)
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